tonight on hannibal;
-Alana pets Hannibal’s chest hair
-Hannibal pets a sheep
-Hannibal pets Will
-Will doesn’t look homeless
featuring: people going in and out of horses
I love how most of the episode has Hannibal innocently telling Will, “Oh, no! I totally wasn’t out to ruin your mind last season. Will, you’ve got me all wrong, why do you want to kill me? Your perceived hatred of me is misdirected!”
UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE. Then he’s all caressing his face and…
"Have you fantasized about killing me?"
"How would you do it?"
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
i’ve been waiting for this photoset my whole life